Interesting messages from the Email Grapevine :
UNDERSTANDING MAN AND KNOWING WOMAN
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on
sale
- A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find that man.
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not expect to
understand her at all.
- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
- Any married man can forget his past mistakes, since there's no reason for
two people to keep track of the same things.
- Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
- Women seem to deteriorate during the night.
- A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, and she does.
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.
Sidekick:
Wah lah....too late I was hitched. Next life I will remember all the above
and try to do better.
I Wish I Had Understood All This Earlier In Life